Cool Quotes

• "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates.


• "I spent 90% of my money on women and drink, the rest I wasted." - George Best Quotes


• "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstien
  "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." - W. C. Fields


• "It's nice to be important, but it's important to always be nice." - Alyssa Milano


• "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." - Anonymous


• "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields.


• Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
  "There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them." - Terry Pratchett


• The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege." - Times newspaper


• "Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer." - Will Rogers.


• "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.


• "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx.


• "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." - Paul Ehrlich.


• "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook.

Funny Quotes Related to Computers

• "Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers." -Leonard Brandwein.


• "UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie.


• "The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." -Al Goodman.


• "The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit." -Eric Porterfield.

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• "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?"

• Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

• Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside..."

• "I try to avoid using Microsoft. That's why I use MS-DOS."

• Tech Support: "How can I help you?" Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
Tech Support: "What program is it?"
Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."

• "I have a 386 Pentium."

• "My brother has a 486 with a Pentium chip in it."

• "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

Nokia Operating Systems

What does S60 and S40 mean?



The S stands for Symbian which is the operating system used in the nokia mobile handsets. Just like windows in our computers. If your phone has a 'menu' button and a pencil symbol and a button on which 'C' is written then your mobile is Running on Symbian 60.This OS supports multitasking and is capable of running 'sis' files as well as java applications (jar files).



The nokia N series runs S60 version 3 and you can not use the applications written for S60 version 3 on normal S60 phones. However i am not sure whether it works the other way round.



If your phone does not have these buttons then your phone is running Symbian 40 operating system. S40 applications are java applications. You can run S40 applications and games on S60 but you can not run a S60 application on S40.