Cool Quotes

• "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates.


• "I spent 90% of my money on women and drink, the rest I wasted." - George Best Quotes


• "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstien
  "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." - W. C. Fields


• "It's nice to be important, but it's important to always be nice." - Alyssa Milano


• "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." - Anonymous


• "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields.


• Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
  "There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them." - Terry Pratchett


• The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege." - Times newspaper


• "Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer." - Will Rogers.


• "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.


• "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx.


• "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." - Paul Ehrlich.


• "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook.