Funny Quotes Related to Computers

• "Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers." -Leonard Brandwein.


• "UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie.


• "The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." -Al Goodman.


• "The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit." -Eric Porterfield.